Rap Lines That Make No Fu**king Sense: The Dope Rapper Edition

Kanye West - Dark Fantasy

“...so much head I woke up in Sleepy Hollow.”

So by Sleepy Hollow you’re obviously making an Ichabod Crane/“The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” reference, right Kanye? Than you must know that the Headless Horsman of Sleepy Hollow, well, didn’t have a head - it’s kind of the entire point of the fucking story.

“She wouldn’t give me head…Sleepy Hollow”. That would have made sense. “I’m chasing the head like I woke up in Sleepy Hollow”. That would have made sense. But what you said? That’s the literal opposite of what makes sense.

(Update: A reader pointed out that he could mean that if the head of his penis was in said groupie’s mouth, that would make him essentially “headless”, which could be right, and is way more than I ever wanted to think about Kanye’s wang.)