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Rap Lines That Make No Fu**king Sense: The Rick Ross “Black Bar Mitzvah” EditionPosted by Nathan S. on 10/09/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Rick Ross, Humor |
Gone To the Moon
“I be at these awards, I still be living by rules/ So when I run into dudes you know we thumpin’ and move/ The parking lot, go to poppin.”
If I’m Gunplay (and thank God I’m not) I’m hearing that line like, “We? What’s this we you’re talking about? You mean when I fought eight dudes by myself while you sat in an air conditioned trailer getting your pee hole bitten. Is that the we’ you’re referring to?”
For the record, I’m ignoring the “We got the type of money that could buy you a first class flight to the moon, ho.” That’s so ridiculous it’s got to be intentional.
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