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5 More (More) Rap Lines That Make No F**king SensePosted by Nathan S. on 11/17/10 | Filed under Top Stories, Features, Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense |
“I stack Cheetos and Doritos like a casino.”
Working backwards, I assume the honorable gentlemen with cocaine covering his face means that he’s “stacking chips” like a casino, which would be all fine and good, if Cheetos were a chip. Not to turn this into a Seinfeld episode, but I couldn’t tell you exactly what Cheetos are, but they’re definitely not a chip. A chip has to at least be kind of flat. Fritos I would have given him, but Cheetos? Fuck that. And yes, I am prepared to argue this point.
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matza |
Sorry Nathan, but polar bears have a black skin under their white fur. You need to watch more NatGeo! ;> |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
Set_Gecko |
“Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus.” ahh, dont be so picky, this line is funny and fly |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
x20nickel |
The first nicki line I believe she is referring to Randy the judge from American Idol that calls all the contestants 'dawg'. |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
| zella |
the first line she was talkin about the american idol judge randy jackson...on the show he always says "dawg" its his thing slightly annoying. but her line makes sense in that aspect |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
| Set_Gecko |
umm about Blazin....I think Randy refers to Randy Glasbergen, who writes cartoons, and he has a series of cartoons related to a dog. ...hm...? Maybe dare is a failure attempt at play of words dare/deer?....no idea here |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
Brando |
Yeah, dare/deer is what Nicki's alluding to. Terrible still. |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
tdotraza |
I always thought the "money hanging out the anus" line was dumb. Though, polar bears have black skin with white fur, which is what Weezy was getting at. Nice list anyways. |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
| littleitaly |
these are all kind of clever chill out |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
Shamir |
Everyone spoke on the weezy line already, for the nicki lines..... the randy line was in reference to the american idol judge, the andy line was in reference to andy dick, and the dare line was in reference to bambi the deer. |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
undadog4eva |
hahaha! this was funny as nate! the mase line had me rolling! good one! |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
ITSxWILL |
I have a drake one, "All i know was she was fine like a ticket on the dash." that means the cop had to get in the car, and put the ticket inside, all cops i know put tickets on the windshield |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
| tdotraza |
Too bad dare sounds nothing like deer. |
| Posted on Nov 17, 2010 |
| Nathan S. |
Tackling these in order; Lil Wayne - Weezy doesn't say "like black and white", or "like black skin and white hair", he says "like black and white hair", meaning hair that is black and white. So yes, there is a possibility that Wayne is up on his polar bear biology and was also alluding to their skin color, but I'm still assuming he was high as fuck and confused them with pandas. Isn't that the much more likely possibility? Nicki: I obviously don't watch American Idol, but now that y'all explain it, yes, it makes sense. As for the "deer"/"dare" thing, it still doesn't fit the pause flow simile formula. That's just mispronouncing shit. And if she did mean to make the "deer"/"dare" reference, that's a fucking terrible line. And finally, huge props to ITSxWILL for throwing out a new line. I suppose maybe Drake got the ticket on his windshield and then put it on his dash? But it's more likely that "dash" just rhymed and Drake didn't think anyone would notice. I'm giving you credit for a No Fucking Sense line. You're the man. |
| Posted on Nov 18, 2010 |
1stround-ko |
I hope rap stars continue to drop out of high school and give us these rich lines that make no sense. |
| Posted on Nov 18, 2010 |
| DJTurbulence242 |
with the weezy verse i'm willin to go out on a limb and say black and white are two opposites so he might have been referring to them metaphorically as him being bipolar not actually finishing off the literal bearr thought. enhhhhhh :/ |
| Posted on Nov 18, 2010 |
| ITSxWILL |
Nathan thank you, im a fan of drake and when i borught that up to my friends they were like "let it right, dont hate..." guess no one wants faults in the chosen one lol |
| Posted on Nov 19, 2010 |
| ITSxWILL |
let it ride* |
| Posted on Nov 19, 2010 |
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