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From “Mercy” to “MC Hammer”, More Rap Lines That Make No F*cking SensePosted by Nathan S. on 06/16/12 | Filed under Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor |
Rick Ross - MC Hammer
“My baddest bitches Latin, but they call me loco / Till I fuck them in the ass out in Acapulco.”
Untilyou fuck them in the ass? Until?
Latin Bitch: “Ross, you’re crazy. In fact, I’m going to call you Loco, because that means ‘crazy’ in Spanish, and I’m Latin.”
Rick Ross: “I object to being called crazy. Just wait until I fly you to Acapualco and fuck you in the ass, that’ll change your mind.”
(Ross and Latin Bitch get on a plane, fly to Acapulco. Ross fucks her in the ass.)
Latin Bitch: “My apologies, after that ass fucking I see that you’re not crazy at all. From now on I’ll no longer refer to you as ‘loco.’”
Rick Ross: “Apology accepted.”
*Considering this might just be my favorite rap line of the last five years I couldn’t believe I hadn’t included it in a “Rap Lines That Make No Fucking Sense”, but a trip through the archives revealed I hadn’t yet really used it. Shame on me.
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