Fails of the Week: Ryan Leslie Loses $1 Million, Budden Loses His Cool & More

Ryan Leslie Gains Computer, Loses $1 Million

There are a lot of lessons to be learned here.

First, if you’re Ryan Leslie and you lose your laptop, don’t worry about your new album leaking. No one gives a fuck about your new album. I know it’s not something you want to admit, but trust me, in the long run it will save you a lot of stress.

Second, if you do feel like you need it back, don’t offer a $1 million reward. You know, because someone might find it and then, for example, expect you to fucking pay them $1 million. As it turns out, a judge will rule that you do owe the money you promised, and now you’re out $1 million plus legal fees.

(Side note: What doesn’t shit like finding Ryan Leslie’s missing laptop ever happen to me?)
(Side note 2: Stop Calling Black Singers ‘Rappers’ Already)