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Chris Brown Will Definitely Be Doing Interviews This Year

^^^ Then again, maybe it’s not such a bad idea if he doesn’t do interviews ^^^

No one ever sticks to their New Years resolutions, but I find Chris Brown’s promise that he won’t be doing any interview for all of 2012 so he can concentrate on his music hilarious. Interviews to artists are like Wing Stop to Rick Ross, not even a seizure could keep them away.

Chris Brown’s Other Highly Unlikely New Years Resolutions:

1) Learn how to play the theremin.
2) Work to increase global financial security, keep European Union intact.
3) Grow gills, stop breathing out of lungs.

(Seriously though, let’s take bets on how long this lasts. I say Brown does his first interview in February. What you got?)