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Heather Cox Be Like "Fuck 'Em"

You’re right Heather Fox, this sideline report from you is “ironic for many reasons.”

First, the mere fact that you’re so white you make snowflakes look pale and you’re reciting Rick Ross’ “Fuck Em” on national television is pretty ironic. You’d think there’d be at least one person working that game for ESPN under the age of 30 who said, “I’m not sure mentioning this song on air is a good idea,” but apparently not.

And not to question the impeccable rap knowledge of Ms. Cox, but I’d have to argue with her “‘Fuck Em’ was inspired by Tim Tebox” premise.

I’d in fact argue that “Fuck Em” was inspired by large amounts of money, cocaine, fucking bitches and eating lobster bisque for breakfast (not necessarily in that order).

It’s a shame John Buccigross wasn’t involved, he would have straightened this shit out.