Rap Lines That Make No Fu**ing Sense: The “Carter IV” Edition

Posted by Nathan S. on 08/30/11 | Filed under Top Stories, Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense

As I was listening to "Carter IV" yesterday for my mothership review I was keeping a careful tally of "Rap Lines That Make No Fucking Sense", but I'll be damned if the good folks over at The Smoking Section didn't beat me to it. And since they already killed it, I have no choice but to bestow honorary "No Fucking Sense" status upon them and direct you to their fine work.

A couple of my favorites are below to give you a taste. For the full meal, hit the link at the bottom of the page. Props to TSS.

Song: "So Special"
Line: "Cause she my honey bee, yeah, buzz buzz/And now I’m itching and scratching, that’s that love bug."
Reaction: No, Wayne. That would be crabs. A trip to the clinic may be in order.

Song: "It's Good"
Line: "Pussy good as baby powder..."
Reaction: How good does baby powder actually feel? You ever have sex and say "whoo this hoo-ha feels like baby powder!" Or have you ever put on your finest cologne to hit the club and say "I'm going out to get that baby powder pussy!" Yeah, didn't think so.