If You Can Make It Through Soulja Boy’s “Soulja” You Deserve A Medal (Listen & Download)

Anytime Soulja Boy refers to himself as a "Young Hova" within 30 seconds of a song he's pretty much setting himself up for an absolute slander fest. I'm still trying to figure out what's worse Soulja Boy's "rapping" or this kid Jbar and his awful "Huh...huh...SWAG" ad-libs. If you have to say "huh" over 150 times on a song then it's suffice to say that you may want to look into buying either a hearing aid or a dictionary.

Not only did you borrow fellow mediocre rapper Lil B's constant use of the word "swag," but I also think I heard a Rick Ross bear grunt somewhere on "Soulja." If you suck as a rapper the least you can do is try and be somewhat original. And why oh why are you standing in front of what appears to be a haunted beach mansion on the "Maserati Boys" cover? That's about as hard as "Little Mermaid" pillows.