How Big Are Rihanna’s Boobs? A Very Important Instagram Update Posted by Nathan S. on 09/23/13 | Filed under Girls, Rihanna, Rihannas Boobs

As I look back on my long, distinquished career are an internet writer, there are a few highlights that stand out to me. Writing the definitive "Carter III" review, being one of the first to support Big K.R.I.T., but perhaphs none shines as bright in my memory as the Pulitzer I won* for, "So, Exactly How Big Are Rihanna’s Breasts? An In-Depth Investigation".

As my research revealed, the flucuation between Rihanna's boob size from photo to photo was remarkable. Sometimes they looked ample, sometimes nearly non-existent. Was it simply the angle of her pose that caused her breasts to wax and wane like the tide? The result of Photoshopping by magazine editors? The lighting? (If anything this seems to prove her breasts are real. Zero variation in size appearance is a trademark sign of silicone. As someone who spend a lot of time doing this, I notice these things.)

Everything, and nothing, has changed about Rihanna's breasts in two years since I first wrote that piece. One, she got that huge tattoo, which makes it a little harder to guage her boobs - they don't stand out as much against that ink. Two, and most importantly, Instragram is now a thing. And seeing Rihanna's Instagram in the news today (she was hanging out with an endangered lemur, or sloth or something) reminded me that BadGalRiRi's Instagram is probaly full of presumably un-edited cleavage that might finally give us the answer to one of life's most vexing riddles: just how big are Rihanna's boobs**?

Let's see...

Well...I'm not sure if that really solved anything. To be clear, her boobs are always in the same general ballpark, she never looks like Lucy Pinder, but if someone were to MBOW style show me that first and second pic with her head covered up, I don't think I'd be able to tell those are the same boobs. Perhaphs some of life's greatest mysteries are best left unsolved.

* I did not actually win a Pulitzer, but come on, I totally should have.
** You're welcome.

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