An Eminem Diss Track? Are You MotherF-ing Kidding Me Nick Cannon?

Posted by Nathan S. on 09/13/10 | Filed under Top Stories, Downloads, Eminem, Beef, Nic Cannon

Hitler: "You know what, let's go ahead and invade Russia. What's the worst that could happen?" General Custer: "How many Indians could there really be? Screw it, let's attack." Nick Cannon: "Did you see that time I freestyled about pooping my pants during season two of Wylin Out? I'm a beast on this mic. Screw it, I'm going at Eminem."

I had to go back in history to find a move as ill-advised as Nick Cannon's decision to release an anti-Eminem diss track, officially titled "I'ma Slick Rick", in incredibly belated retaliation for the beef his wifey Mariah Carey and Em got in over a year ago. To recap, Mariah, seemingly out of nowhere, decided to go at Eminem on "Obsessed", even going so far as to dress up as Slim Shady for the video:

If you thought Slim was going to let that go you clearly don't know the man. He predictably responded with a track called "The Warning" full of allegations that he nutted all over Mariah's stomach and that she was an alcoholic. And as long as he was at it, he threw in some shots at Nick: "[I'll do it] however you prefer to do / and that goes for Nick too / faggot you think I'm scared of you / you're gonna ruin my career? you better get one / like I'ma sit and fight with you over some sl*t b**ch c*nt."

At the time it looked like Nick was going to just wisely let it go because, you know, when you're the dude who's biggest hit was "Gigolo" and one of the most vicious battle rappers to ever touch a mic insults you, you take it. Well I don't know what happened over the past year, other than Eminem also becoming the biggest selling artist in the game, but Nick's ego got the better of him and, just like that, we have "I'ma Slick Rick". Yeah, cause nothing's going to intimidate Em like a freestyle over the "Teach Me How to Dougie" beat.

You're motherfucking kidding me Nick. Part of me wants Eminem to respond and just kill him, but the other part of me feels like it'd be like watching a bear fight a cat. It's so uneven it wouldn't even be fun. Oh well, we'll find out soon. Marshall Mathers, your move please....

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enigmAtic And ecstAtic (joshL)	speechless.
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

douggfreshh	This is hilarious, its hard to believe he is seriously going after one of the best diss rappers in the game, if not the best
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

DJ Brookllen	Nick Cannon, stick to hosting Nickelodeon tv shows and what not. It took you half the song to throw a quarter-ass (not even half-ass) verse at Em. I am not even a huge Em fan but even I know he IS the best lyricist in the game not to mention he got where he is today because of battling. Its just ignorant.
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

five-80	Bahahahaha! .... That is all
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

Dj Freestyle	the sober em wont do it
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

S.B.K.

Ha! Typical move on Mr. Cannon's part. I don't even know why he wasted time recording this song in an attempt to bring this feud back to the surface after it over and done with. Oh wait, he has a new mixtape coming out you say? WGAF, this just shows why his biggest hit was 7 years ago.

"You're gonna ruin my career, you better get one" that pretty much sums up the only needed response from Em towards this dude. Mariah better give her man some advice and tell him to stick to his hosting duties on AGT and read up on some parenting books cause he's making dumb decisions already with a child on the way, smh.

Posted on Sep 14, 2010

FeelNopaIn	BREAKING NEWS -- GUCCI MANE IN TALKS WITH NICK CANNON FOR A REMIX... Nick cannon is a jackass and Mariah's career is coming to an abrupt end.
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

Nathan S.	Nick Cannon is softer than baby poop. If Em decides to pursue this it won't be beef, it'll be a massacre.
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

Shamir	smfh. this was worse than i expected.
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

matza	this is officially one of the worst tracks i've ever listened to.
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

matza	and did he just rhyme rick with dick about 15 times.....?!.....
	Posted on Sep 14, 2010

MalMoe

Man Nick Cannon must bath in his own sh*t. Word up. He's had some dope chicks in the biz and most likely some ill groupies. All who we'd probably love to smash. He's had a show on mtv (which i never was into) and a hit movie with Drum Line (another movie that didnt win any points by me) and then he's even had a minor hit with some joint he did with (let me sleep with your youngest daughter)R.Kelly. After marrying (am I black/white/hispanic/chineese, etc?) Mariah Carey (who slept with mad people in the industry including Nick's subject of the diss), this dude has been drinking Superman juice and believes he can go at anyone in the game including Em. Now if he's dissing because he wont be bullied (even knowing he's no where close to as nice as Em), then I can let that slide cuz no one should just back down. Sh*t if i'm shooting the fair one with someone that will crush me, I'm still gonna fight back. No sense in standing there getting pounded on. But if he's going at Em (a year later I might add) thinking he's the shishkabob than this dude deserves to be buried along with his wife (who's career has def seen better days). He already lost for marrying a bird that can tweet her ass off. This has been a MalMoe vent brought to you by One3 Music.

Posted on Sep 14, 2010

SunBear	I bet Em won't even bother to respond
	Posted on Sep 15, 2010

kylewilliam	Please respond Em, this is f*ckin comedy!
	Posted on Sep 16, 2010

Stat1124

The first poster said it best. Im completely speechless after hearing.....whatever the F that was. Wow...Just Wow. How the hell is in Nick's corner giving him advice. Who ever it is, is definitely out for their own amusement at Nick's expense. This will be ugly..cuz Nick just threw Em a softball....no way he isn't gonna step up in the batters box and smash the skin off of it. Career Suicide anyone?!?

Posted on Sep 24, 2010