Five Classic Ghostface Killah Ad-Libs

I've been listening to a lot of Ghostface Killah lately - and becoming increasingly convinced that he's one of the top five rappers of all time, but that's an article for another time - and as any frequent Ghost fans knows, not only does the man deliver some classic lines, he's been known to yell some classic ad-libs as well, almost all of them hilarious. Here's five of my favorites...

The Song: "Stapleton Sex"
The Situation: Ghost has just finished a particularly rambunctious sex session with a freak; they're now chilling in bed post orgasm...
The Line: Ghostface - "Don't touch me, don't touch me, just let me chill. Let me light a cigarette."
Girl - "You don't smoke."
Ghostface - "Oh yeah, I forgot."
Why: Someday I hope to have sex so good I forget I don't smoke. Until then, I'll have to live vicariously through Ghost.

The Song: "Guest House"
The Situation: Ghost has just caught his girl having sex with Fabolous in his guest house, and he's not happy about it. He opens fire and Fab starts running...
The Line: "F*ck you you mustache wearin motherf*cker! That's why you jumped out the window on some Jim Carrey sh*t ni**a!"
Why: Ghost is furious, but apparently not so furious that he can't make an obscure Jim Carry slapstick reference.

The Song: "Back Like That"
The Situation: Ghost cheated on his girl, but now that she's cheated on him back he's had enough. Not only is he kicking her out of the house, he's keeping a few things...
The Line: "Let me get that coat, let me get those jeans, and let me get that rock on your finger. Oh, it's stuck? I'll take the finger then, and the puppies are staying with me!
Why: Hey, a man can part with a lot of things, but puppies aren't one of them.

The Song:"Walk Around"
The Situation: Ghost randomly killed this dude in a grocery store (next to the butter rolls) and now he's freaking out about it....
The Line: "Yo it's too hot. Ni**ga thinkin I'm buggin out, I ain't buggin. You'd be buggin out too if you had somebody flesh on you."
Why: Ghost is right, that is f*cked up.

The Song: "Whip You With a Strap"
The Situation: Ghostface is hanging out with his girlfriend's five-year-old kid while she cooks in the kitchen, and the little kid is talking crazy shit to him...
The Line: Kid - "You're not my daddy!"
Ghostface - "I'll knock you daddy out."
Kid - "Eat a dick."
Ghostface - "I'm gonna get my son to f*ck you up."
Girlfriend - "Is everything ok in there?"
Ghostface - "Yeah, everything all right. We just chillin."
Why: Nothing like watching a dangerous gangster and a five-year-old go at it, shades of Will Ferrell's "Landlord".