Meet the Mystery Booty of the Week, Christine Teigen (Pics)

First and foremost, shout out to douggfreshh, who somehow figured out this week's Mystery Booty of the Week (MBOW) after some intrepid research. You were right, it was Christine Teigen. I'm sure your mom is proud. (For those not familiar with how the game works, click here.)

For those who aren't familiar, Teigen is best known not only as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, but more importantly for our purposes, as John Legend's girlfriend. See guys, all you have to do is become a rich and famous singer and pulling girls like Teigen is easy. It's just that simple! Although she may not have the curves that I personally prefer, there's something alluring about her that's completely irresistible. Damn you John Legend. Damn you.

I swear to god. If it's the last thing I do before I die, I will drop a Mystery Booty that y'all can't guess, and I will do so with honor. If you've got suggestions for a future Mystery Booty, feel free to email me at nathan(@)refinedhype.com. I clearly need all the help I can get if I'm ever going to get one past y'all.

In the meantime, enjoy some more pics!: