Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense: The 2 Chainz “Based on a T.R.U. Story” Edition

"Stop Me Now"

“Used to stashing work off in a inner tube / in middle school I worked the trap.”

This only way this makes any fucking sense is if this line is absolutely, literally true.

Chainz used to sell drugs in middle school, and when he did, he would often stash those drugs in…an inner tube? Like, this inner tube?

So there were just inner tubes laying all over the streets of Atlanta for Chainz to stash his drugs in?

Rival Drug Dealer 1: “I wish we knew where 2 Chainz kept his stash, I’d love to rob him.”
Rival Drug Dealer 2: “Well, you ever notice that he’s always standing around an inner tube? That ever seem weird to you? Like what, he’s going rafting later?”
Rival Drug Dealer 1: “You think he stashes his drugs in an inner tube? Nah, that’s too fucking weird, who would do that?”

So, on second thought, maybe inner tubes are great places to stash drugs. Feel free to chime in anyone reading this who’s also a crack dealer.

Back to the index.