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Rap Lines That Make No Fu**ing Sense: Don’t Call It A Comeback!Posted by Nathan S. on 09/22/11 | Filed under Top Stories, Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense |
“There I go Magic City trickin on your ass / throwin every president except for Nixon on your ass.”
Regular readers know that I have a bit of an obsession with any Dead Presidents reference, but Drizzy just took it to an entirely new level. There are two ways to take this line, and both of them are incredibly wrong.
1) Drake thinks every president in U.S. history is on a bill, and he’s so rich he has all of them, except he refuses to throw Nixons. Cause, you know, Drake strongly disagrees with Nixon’s economic policy.
2) Drake knows that Washington ($1), Lincoln ($5), Jackson ($20) and Grant ($50) are the only presidents on U.S. bills, but mistakenly thinks that Nixon is too. Unfortunately, he’s fresh out of Nixons.
Actually, I guess there’s also a third option: Drake just said some random shit and didn’t bother to think about whether it made sense or not. In that case let me help you out Drake - it fucking doesn’t.
UPDATE: Came up with a fourth option. Maybe at the clubs Drake goes to the strippers are so dumb you can throw fake $17 bills with Millard Fillmore at them and they’ll take em.
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