Rap Lines That Make No Fu**king Sense: The All-Dipset Edition

Juelz Santana - "Santana's Town"

“I’ve got a hoe selection, a whole collection, of a hoe selection.. I’m a hoe collection”

He’s also got a hole collection of hole selections, plus a hoe selection of hoe elections, and a ho convention of donut hole selections. You get the point.

And as long as we’re here:

“Harlem’s my birthplace, tombstone birth place / Doomsday, goonsday, Tuesday to Thursday”

Not everyone would think to rhyme birth place with birth place, but that’s what makes Juelz such a special emcee. And people of Harlem, you’ve been warned. Juelz has his goons working from Tuesday-Thursday, so if you’re going to try anything crazy, you’ll want to do it Friday through Monday.