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Fom Jay-Z to Iggy Azalea, It’s Rap Lines That No Make No F**king SensePosted by Nathan S. on 07/17/12 | Filed under Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Humor |
Ali - Grillz
“Got a Bill in my mouth like I’m Hilary Rodham.”
You see, Ali’s got a dollar bill in his mouth, and Hilary Rodham Clinton has Bill Clinton’s penis in her mouth, so they’re basically doing the same thing.
Wait, why does Ali have money in his mouth again? This isn’t quite as bad as when Puffy stored money in his anus, but your mouth is definitely not a good place for your cash. And I guess I always assumed he was talking about money, but maybe he’s got the penis of some guy named Bill in his mouth too. Or hell, maybe he’s sucking off Bill Clinton himself.
Ah, the lyrical genius that is Ali. I can’t believe he didn’t make it as a solo star.
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