Rap Lines That Make No Fu**king Sense: The Dope Rapper Edition

XV - Textbook Stuff

“Sold CD’s in the mall, making dough like Sbarros.”

Oh, I get it. That line has a double meaning. You were making money, and money’s also referred to as “dough”, and pizza chain Sbarros makes a lot of dough. There’s only one problem - Sbarro’s is fucking broke and has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. From the Wall Street Journal: “The company lost about $29.3 million during the first nine months of last year on sales of roughly $239 million.”

Since only half of your simile makes no fucking sense, I’ll give you half-credit Vizzy.
(Shout out to J N for the heads up. As he and I discussed, this is probably a sub-set of Rap Lines That Make No Fucking Sense. Let’s call it a Rap Line That At First Sounds Dope, But If You Really Think About It Isn’t Actually As Cool As the Rapper Thought It Was.)