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Young Jeezy - I Do
“Gone off the Belvey and Patron it’s too scary / Baby you can have whatever you like, the tooth fairy.”
Whatever you like? Jesus fucking christ, Jeezy must have grown up with a pretty fucking loaded tooth fairy. For the rest of us, we were lucky if the tooth fairy threw down a dollar - I never got anything more than a fucking quarter.
Then again, I don’t have diamonds in my teeth. Maybe when you lose those fuckers you really get hooked up. Although, you would have also lost a diamond, so I guess it kind of balances out - you’d probably just wish for a new diamond tooth though.
“Baby you can have whatever you like, the tooth fairy…as long as that shit doesn’t cost more than $1 and fits under your pillow.”
(Word to Ken Bergreen.)
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