More Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense? I Got You

Royce Da 5' 9" - Monsters In My Head

“You can’t tax me, I’m like Wesley Snipes in a sovereign state.”

Nicki and Tyga were easy, but it’s lines like this that I truly created “No Fucking Sense” for. On the surface it sound really dope and complicated, but actually….

First, I’m not sure how familiar you are with Wesley Snipe’s legal case Royce, but the government definitely did tax him. He just didn’t pay, and now he’s spending three years in prison wishing he filmed “Blade IV”.

Second, I know sovereign’s a fancy word and all, but all it means is a country that’s not controlled by any other country (ex. America is a sovereign nation). So while a country definitely can’t tax citizens of another sovereign nation, they can sure as fuck tax citizens of their own sovereign nation - and nearly every sovereign nation on Earth does.

In other words, whether you’re Wesley Snipes, living in a sovereign state, or Wesley Snipes living in a sovereign state, the government can definitely fucking tax you. In fact, if you’re Wesley Snipes, they’ll probably send you to jail too.

See Also: “You can’t fuck me, I’m like Jenna Jamison at a porn convention.”

(Lines still sounds dope though - as long as you don’t worry about what it actually means.)

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