The Last “Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense” of 2011

Cam'ron - "Motivation"

“I’m pissed again / say his name wrong and get wrapped like a mummy / like that man from Michelin.”

Wait, Cam thinks the Michelin Man is a mummy? That’s secretly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

I can only assume he’s gone through his entire adult life believing the Michelin Man is a mummy - lord knows why he thought a tire company would use a mummy as their mascot. How many people has he mentioned this to in casual conversation? And no one’s bothered to correct him?

Cam’ron: “Yo, I never understood why Michelin uses a mummy to sell tires.”

Jim Jones: ‘That’s not a mummy man, he’s like…a dude who’s made up of tires or whatever.”

Cam’ron: “That’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard you say Jim.”

Juelz Santana: “Yeah, it’s definitely a mummy.”

Jim Jones (shaking his head in disbelief): “Fine, whatever. It’s a fucking mummy.”

(I know, I know. Picking on Cam’ron for not making any fucking sense when he rhymes is like picking on the fat kid at camp for eating an extra ice cream sandwich - they just can’t help it. It’s just inherently who they are.)