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Walk It Off Colt, You'll Be Fine

If I can be allowed one more NFL related fail….last Sunday Steelers linebacker and notorious fucker up of quarterbacks fucked Brown QB Colt McCoy the fuck up with a vicious hit. Viewers at home were further shocked when the Brown sent Colt back into the game later, despite the fact that he later said he couldn’t remember anything that happened after the hit.

But don’t worry, the Browns have a perfectly logical reason for failing to give Colt a concussion test and putting him back in the game - no one on the Brown staff saw the hit. Yep. Despite the fact that the hit occurred in front of the Browns bench, the medical staff didn’t see the hit and so never knew to check him for a concussion.

Really? Fucking really? And no one, not another player or coach or someone in the booth or the fucking waterboy, though of going, “You know, he just got light the fuck up, you should probably check him out. I don’t know if sending him back on the field is such a good idea”?

Nope. No one. ““What could we have done differently? They followed protocol. We did what we had to do,” said Brown coach Mike Holmgren. 

I hope Colt drills Holmgren in the head with a football, and then when Mike’s walking around dazed everyone says they didn’t see who threw it.