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World's Dumbest Man Tells Rihanna to Get Dressed

This week Northern Ireland farmer Alan Graham was shocked to look out across his barley field and see a topless Rihanna frolicking amongst his crops, prompting him to demand that Rihanna put her clothes back on. “I thought it was inappropriate,” said Graham. “I requested them to stop and they did.”

Alan, buddy. Can I call you Alan? Good. Alan, let me get this straight. You live in the middle of nowhere Ireland. Not only does one of the hottest women in the world magically show up at your farm, she’s topless. And instead of dropping to your knees and thanking sweet baby jesus for the gift he’d bestowed upon you, your response was to….make her put her clothes back on? Really? Really?

That’s like a homeless guy ducking into an alley to pee against a dumpster, discovering a giant bag full of money, and then peeing all over the money. This has to rank among the biggest blown calls ever. Ever.

But don’t worry Alan, I’m sure you’ll get another chance and some other supermodel will randomly fucking visit your farm. Yep, that shit just happens every other week. Fuck.