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This Week in Lil Wayne Nonsense

At this point I may as well start calling the column “Lil Waynes of the Week”. Jesus, where do we start…

In addition to continuing to dress like a lesbian skateboarder on acid, this shrooms, this week Lil Wayne said he hates all of New York City; apparently he’s still salty about the Nicki Minaj Summer Jam thing, and I’m sure getting locked up in a NY prison doesn’t help. Now I’m not in NYC, but I have a hard time believing anyone in NYC really cares that much. This guy doesn’t like you? Oh damn, now you’ll have to…not buy his next shitty album that you weren’t going to buy anyway.

What I found even funnier was Lil Wayne’s insistence that his verse on 2 Chainz’ “Yuck” wasn’t an official verse, just him messing around. “I’m very upset about that just to let everybody know: He put me on that, I sound wack as hell on there. Please don’t judge me from that. My bar game is way higher than that.”

Pardon me, HAHAHAHAHAHA. Really though? You thought that was a sub-par verse? As opposed to what, the second coming of “Illmatic” shit you’ve been putting out lately?

I do have to give Wayne some bonus points points for laughing and saying “Really? Tity Boi got the number one album?” when he heard that Chainz, in fact, was number one. Laughing and shaking your head in disbelief is really the only appropriate response.