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Fails of the Week: Kreayshawn Flops, 50 Cent Stops Being a Jerk & MorePosted by Nathan S. on 09/28/12 | Filed under Fails of the Week, Humor |
Meet 50 Cent, Anti-Masturbation Crusader
Step to stop masturbating
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
As is he wasn’t busy enough preparing to drop an album no one will buy and deleting Young Buck’s voicemails, this week 50 decided to become an anti-masturbation crusader. Even better, he offered up some handy (pun intended) tips to stop.
“Lust filled magazines”? I never thought I’d see the day when Fiddy sounded like my grandmother, but here we are.
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