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Just in case you weren’t done talking about the Drake forehead tattoo fiasco.....

At this point it’s like Drake (aka Jennifer Aniston’s favorite emcee) is actively begging for people to call him soft.

Despite praising this obviously balls crazy chick for tatting her name on her fucking face so he knows it’s real, Drizzy got all “Stay Schemin” on the tattoo artist that did it:

“You should never do tattoos again. I don’t f*** with you and if I ever see you, I’ma f*** you up.”

I know, just another completely empty empty threat from Aubrey. But no! The man’s was so serious that he confronted the tattoo artist had his security confront the tattoo artist while he took a nap in his limo. Never let it be said though that Drake’s not a man of his word. He said he’d fuck the guy up if he saw him…but he didn’t fuck him up because he didn’t see him…cause he was in the limo.

Either way, Drake is now back to being a vegetarian, having “squashed” his “beef” with both Common and the tattoo artist @KevinCampbell:

“Drake beef officially squashed…Everybody can now move on. Only positivity from here on out.”

Let that be a lesson to all you tattoo artists out there. If you ink Drake’s name on some crazy person’s forehead he’ll maybe send someone else to talk to you nicely about it, resulting in a ton of free publicity. Act accordingly.

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