Fails of the Week: Breezy’s F-ed Up New Ink, Holographic Bankruptcy & More

Chris Brown Tattoo

Yes, it’s in poor taste for Chris Brown to get a tattoo that, at the very least, strongly resembles the face of a beaten woman. But Breezy exhibiting poor taste is about as shocking as Rick Ross getting crab meat stuck in his beard. No, instead I’m more surprised by just how fucking bad that tattoo is. How do you have that much money and get such bad ink. It’s like Brown driving around in a Honda Accord…if that Honda Accord was on his neck until he died.

And yes, I both have dia de los muertos tattoos myself, and my neck tattooed, so all the “don’t judge unless you’ve gone through the same thing” folks out there can just go and shut the fuck up. Thanks.

There are really only two options here, and neither of them are very good. 1) Chris Brown got a decent tattoo of a beat up woman on his neck. 2) Chris Brown got a fucking terrible sugar skull tattoo on his neck. Maybe even a combination of the two.

And as long as we’re here, I feel obligated to point out that Rihanna got a new under-boob tattoo in honor of her deceased grandmother - ironically, once she’s a grandmother herself, you won’t be able to see the tattoo anymore. (I’m sorry, that was out of line, there’s nothing [very] funny about dead grandmas.)