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Fails of the Week: Attack of the Buxom Bandit, 6-Year-Old Rapper Makes That “Booty Pop” & MorePosted by Nathan S. on 07/07/12 | Filed under Features, Fails of the Week, Humor |
Watch & Weep for the Future of America
Imagine this scenario:
You’re the parents of a 6-year-old boy. Someone says, “Hey, I run a company called Froze-N-Time Productions. I’d like to put your kid in a music video where he’ll simulate ejaculation and have his face framed by the bouncing bootys of women desperate for money.” What’s your move?
If you’re answer was, “Fuck no, that feels like some weird form of child abuse,” congratulations, you’re a functional member of human society. If you answered, “Sure, let the kid have fun”, send me your contact info so I can make sure you immediately undergo a mandatory vasectomy.
By the way, what the fuck is wrong with these women? There are women with crack addictions that have too much integrity and self-respect to appear in something like this.
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