Fails of the Week: The “Please, Just Stop Rapping” Edition

Watch Out for Falling Prices Bouncing Booties

When the homey undadog4eva first sent me this at first I didn’t think it was real. This had to be a parody video, right? I kept expecting Dave Chapelle to jump out at the end. But after my third watch (yep, I had it on repeat) I came to a shocking conclusion - nope, the man’s actually rapping about meeting hos in Walmart.

Lord knows I have a million questions, but top on my list is, didn’t anyone at Walmart try to stop this? If I was a security guard at Walmart I’d be like, “Hey, sorry, but you can’t film your hos humping a shopping cart in the store. You’re gonna have to leave.” Or is that type of thing just par for the course in New Orleans? Do you regularly encounter women pussy poppin in the aisles while shopping for new socks and toilet paper?

Plus, everyone knows all the best groupies hang out at Target.