Sex, Relationships & F**king Podcast: Ultra-MILFs, Stripper-Phobia & More Posted by Nathan S. on 03/21/13 | Filed under Girls, Opinion, Podcasts, Sex & Relationships

(Why a picture of Rosa Acosta? Why not.)

When I started offering up "Sex, Relationships & Fucking" podcasts I initially intended them as a bonus, a side dish, a happy ending, if you will. But over the weeks it's become clear that podcast has grown into a main dish, so I'm serving up an audio-only edition.

For those who are new, here's the premise. There's no bigger threat to your dealings with the opposite gender than the advice columns of women's magazines (Glamour, Cosmo, etc.). After all, no good can possibly come from a woman asking another woman what a man really thinks. So to set the record straight my co-host Mike McNulty and I hijack questions from women's mags and answer them from the perspective of an actual guy.

This week we're mining "Elle's Life & Love" section to answer questions about ultra-MILF fucking, crippling stripper-phobia, how to stop having one-night stands and more. The new podcast is below the (slightly abbreviated) letters, and those interested can also listen, download and subscribe via Podomatic (iTunes coming soon).

Enjoy...

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1) "My mother is an attractive, interesting woman who... dresses fashionably, and maintains a petite size 2 frame. Recently, I found out that my 39-year-old husband (of 14 years) has been having sex with her... When he told me, I was bothered by the fact that it didn’t bother me. He’s a wonderful man—father to our two children and a good provider—and he’s always taken care of me emotionally, sexually, and financially. I know I should be upset; I know I should feel betrayed on so many levels. But I just don’t. He says he enjoys the relationship with her but will stop if it’s what I want.

Honestly, if my mother and husband are happy in their affair, I just can’t seem to find the energy to be angry or jealous. So my question is: Is this normal? Should I be upset?"

2) "I have a horrific aversion to strip clubs. My feelings are so strong that even discussing this with my boyfriend brings me to tears. He does not frequent these places, but what bothers me is that he may be forced to attend one as a rite of passage before a future wedding in "honor" of friends' vows-to-be.

I cannot condone it! But I certainly don't want to seem like the type of woman who forbids her husband or boyfriend from doing anything. We've been together three years, and I'm not sure he'd even respect my wishes if I asked him not to go...I'm not sure I could walk down the aisle knowing that my fiancé had been to a strip club the night before!"

3) "I'm a 27-year-old train wreck. I've had only four real romances, and the rest of my encounters have been of the trashy one-night- stand variety. My number is 32...I'm worried that my hoochiness is starting to take its toll. One drunken night out with my girls will turn into a one-nighter that can throw me right back where I started: an insecure little puddle thinking, No one will ever love me.

I just don't know how to move on in a positive direction. I have too many bad memories, so many negative experiences. I mean, so many men have rejected me—slept with me and then wanted nothing else. I feel like such a dud. Why is it some girls can indulge in a one-night stand that more often than not leads to a few dates and blossoms into a real relationship? Something is wrong, and I don’t know how to set myself right!"