Naw, I'm just fucking with you. I just wanted to see how many people would be scared off by the headline versus how many people couldn't stop themselves from clicking on on an article with the words "Rosa Acosta", "Banana" and "Chocolate Syrup" in them. There's actually nothing deep or metaphysical happening here, just an excuse to stare at Rosa do things to a banana and chocolate syrup that I believe are illegal in Utah.
If we do want to get slightly deeper though, we could ask whether ads like this are effective. Are you any more likely to buy Greedy Genius clothing after watching this video, or did they just spend a bunch of money for you to stare at Rosa and desperately wish their fucking logo wasn't plastered all over the thing.
Meet the (Mystery) Booty of the Week, Rosa Acosta (Pics)
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Mystery Booty
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This Is My Rifle