Riskay Wants to “Smell Yo Dick” (Video)

Ok, so Riskay's "Smell Yo Dick" came out about a year ago, but I somehow missed it until a friend showed me this weekend, and considering it might just be the most unintentionally hilarious video to drop since R. Kelly's "Trapped in a Closet" there was no way I wasn't going to write about it. Just in case "Smell Yo Dick" flew under your radar too, I couldn't recommend it more highly. And if you're already seen it, let's be honest, you'll gladly watch it again.

Oh, and it should go without saying that if you're offended by topics that include the smelling of dicks, you probably don't want to read any further .



The Refined Take:

1) Amidst all the other craziness everyone always overlooks the girl singing the hook - not me. I have no idea what her name is (Riskay is the girl rapping) but her voice is absolutely terrible, which fits the song perfectly. I especially love the weird vocal warble thing she does when she gets to the "yo dick" portion of the program, a vocal effect that I'm sure is a product of that absurdly tight denim jumpsuit. You can't make this stuff up.

2) You have to wonder why she's even asking. "Can I smell your dick?" Judging my the visuals it should be something more like "Let me smell your dick right now motherf**ker!" So now we're being polite? And yes, this is easily the most times I've written the word "dick" in a post. It's a big day for me.

3) What if she smelled his dick and it smelled like a bacon double cheeseburger? Would that surprise you? It wouldn't surprise me.

4) No one's coming out a winner here, but I have to say that the general premise of the dude's defense is pretty solid. Basically he's saying "Listen, you apparently don't have any problem with me going to strip clubs all the time, throwing money around, drinking and flirting with strippers, but now you're mad because I may have f**ked one? Really? That's where you draw the line?" In other words, she really should have seen this coming.The larger lesson here is that when genitalia sniffing becomes a legitimate prospect in your relationship, just break-up.

5) For those interested, Riskay also has some other tracks including; "Dick in this Pussy", "Dollas Ova Dicks" and "Phat Ass Dick". Only one of those songs is the actual title of Riskay's new single. Can you guess which one?