Let’s Talk About How Bad Nicki Minaj & Webstar’s “Bought The Bar” Is (Listen & Download)

You know the saying "it was like music to my ears?" Well, this new song "Bought The Bar" featuring Nicki Minaj and Webstar is more like chainsaws and vuvuzelas to my ears. Word of advice: Never trust a song that starts off with "It's Barbie bitch." Also, never trust a song that features that dude from the "Chicken Noodle Soup" song. All of that together is just a really bad combination. Only Funkmaster Flex would grab the exclusive on such a horrible song. Let me tell you, that man stays winning. [Insert extremely sarcastic face here.]

I think someone should create a formula for creating the perfect club banger because I've yet to hear a really good one in quite some time. Like "Bought The Bar" they all feature a boring beat complete with subpar lyrics. And what's with Nicki Minaj chanting "step your pussy up and all that?" What is she teaching the little Barbies of America?

Nathan Update: Just saw it last night, thought this video would be a perfect addition to the post. From the makers of "Shawt Bus Shawty"...