Meet the Mystery Booty of the Week, Shay (Pics)

First and foremost, shout out to enigmAtic And ecstAtic, who nailed our inaugural edition of Mystery Booty of the Week (MBOW) in about ten seconds flat. You were right enigmAtic, it was Kanye's new girlfriend Shay. I'm sure your mom will be proud.

At this point Shay is still surrounded in mystery. If Amber Rose is any indication Kanye will soon turn her into a gold-digging all-star who has article after article devoted to her, but for now all we really know about her is that she's a UK model who, if Kanye's last tweet is any indication, has a small dog and smokes. In fact, the legitimacy of her biggest assets are also in doubt. Those like me believe there's no way that Shay's breasts are real - they don't come that big on girls that small - while there's a dedicated group who believe her when she says they're real and point to the lack of scarring or other telltale signs of surgery. The debate rages on.

Judging by the number of people who checked it out the first edition of MBOW was a resounding success, so I'll be back next week with more. Only the next time around I'll try to make it a little more challenging - never underestimate RefinedHype nation's depth of knowledge when it comes to booty. Lesson learned.

Pics, plus face, are below.