Eminem, Kanye & More: The Complete 2010 MTV VMAs Video Wrap-Up (Watch!)

Wait, MTV still plays videos? Huh. Since the homey Brando already gave his breakdown of last nights' MTV VMAs I'll just skip right to the chase and get to what you really want to see, video of the performances from Nicki Minaj, Drake, Eminem, Kanye West and more. Do anyone actually care who wins? Unless of course someone interrupts their award speech. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It's been a year, I'm officially retiring the Kanye/Taylor Swift jokes.

Nicki Minaj ft. will.i.am "Your Love / Check It Out"

As if I didn't hate both these songs enough already, Nicki does both dressed like a drag queen with a barely working mic (which actually might have been a blessing). I'd rather take a crow bar to the face than listen to this again.

Eminem "Not Afraid / Love the Way You Lie"

Big performance from the biggest rapper alive right now (sorry Jay, it's true). I have to hand it to MTV, the fire red backdrop during "Love the Way You Lie" looks amazing. Rihanna? Not so much.

Travie McCoy "Billionaire"

Maybe I'm slow, but why is there a giant kitten looking at him?

Taylor Swift "Innocent"

Kanye's the best PR man Taylor Swift ever had. A year ago there's no way Ms. Swift would have ever been mentioned on a hip-hop site, and now I'm legally obligated to include her performance because it opens with a Yeezy reference. At this point they're just both using each other for the press. Let it go people.

Drake ft. Mary J. Blige & Swizz Beatz "Fancy"

Oh, you fancy huh?

B.o.B. ft. Bruno Mars & Hayley Williams "Nothin' On You / Airplanes"

God it's good to see B.o.B. achieving this level of success. Now this is how you make crossover hits while still making quality music. And props to Bobby Ray for being the only dude not in a suit.

Kanye West ft. Pusha T "Runaway"

Kanye continues to get on his high art shit, and I can't front, it looks pretty damn dope. The man still can't sing though.

For more coverage of the 2010 MTV VMAs, including a break down of the night's festivities and a red carpet run down, click here.