F**king Really Andre 3000? A Gillette Commercial? F**king Really Though?

I first saw Andre 3000's new commercial for Gillette on TV the other day, and since then one question has been ringing through my head: "Fucking really Andre? Really? Fucking really though?"

So let me get this straight. You do a verse for Lloyd's single and then refuse to be in the video. You do a verse for Beyonce's video (motherfucking Beyonce) and you refuse to be in that video too, forcing Beyonce to do a remix with J. Cole just to work around you. But you'll dress up like a fucking Viking for a fucking Gillette commercial.

Really?

All these years I've tried to be cool about 3 Stacks absence from the game. No matter how much of a fan we are of the music, and Outkast is literally my favorite hip-hop group of all-time, I don't have a right to demand that Andre make new music. It's hard to say that, but it's true.

And throughout all the mediocre movies and fucking Kesha guest verses I've consoled myself with the lack of new Kast material, and solo material, with a belief that he was artistically on another level. That he was too busy cooking up some crazy dopeness to waste his time even filming a music video for someone as huge as Beyonce...

....but a fucking Gillette commercial! That you have time for! Fuck man, fucking stop talking to me about your fucking facial hair preferences and go record some fucking new music. If you need some money, fine, I get it. But there's got to be literally a thousand companies that would pay you to do some shit that doesn't involve fake floating in fucking outer space with a fake goatee glued to your chin.

I just don't get it, I really don't. What is this dude's life plan? To only do random guest verses and cheap commercials until he dies?

Fuck. I need to go drink some fucking tea of something before I have an aneurysm.

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