Quick Hit: Batman “The Dark Knight Rises” Trailer Sets New Bar for Badassery (Video)

I don't go out to the movies very often anymore. You know, cause sitting in traffic, paying a rack for parking and a ticket then having a human manatee spill his super jumbo Dr. Pepper on me doesn't sound that awesome when I can just chill at home and buy that shit on Netflix for $5.

But after watching the trailer to the new Batman movie, "Dark Knight Rises", there is no motherfucking way I'm not seeing this one on the largest screen possible. Holy fuck this looks badass. Bonus points to Heinz Ward. Returning a kick off for a touchdown when you're a slow, aging wide reciever and everyone around you is dying requires some real concentration.