Prometheus Brown, Bambu & I All Love “Rashida Jones” (Listen & Download)

Rashida Jones has to be your dream girl, right? And I don't mean dream in the Rosa Acosta/fantasy sense, I mean dream in the "it'd be next to impossible, but it could still theoretically happen" sense. Did that make sense? Let me explain further.

Rashida's beautiful but not in a supermodel-trying-to-get-impregnated-by-a-NBA-player kind of way, she's legitimately funny and she's...Quincy Jones' motherfucking daughter! When she was a kid she'd be like, "Oh hey Tupac, I'm doing this English paper. Can you help me?" and Pac would be like, "Yeah, sure, let's do it." (And yes, that actually fucking happened.)

Anyway, it's good to know that I'm not the only one with some Rashida Jones fantasies. L.A. natives Prometheus Brown and Bambu (who was featured in RefinedHype's first post ever) have crafted a little ode to Rashida as well, and given the woman they're rhyming about, it's appropriately real and hilarious.

"I can be that guy / you bring to the club / so all the other guys leave you alone." Come on, that's an amazing line.