Chris Brown “I Can Transform Ya” ft. Lil Wayne (Video)

There's no sin America won't forgive if you entertain them (R. Kelly), and Chris Brown is slowly but surely learning that lesson as he works his way back into the nation's good graces with his recent ballad "Crawl" and now his new video for "I Can Transform Ya" ft. Lil Wayne, a futuristic video featuring some Matrix-style special effects, SWAT team ninjas and some low-budget Transformer effects.





The Refined Take:

1) I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure spray painting a wall is a violation of Brown's parole. Let's just hope no judges are watching.
2) What's the deal with the other dancers in this? They're not quite ninjas, not quite SWAT team guys, not quite alien insects. I'll just refer to them as ninja-insect-police from now on. Speaking of which, since you can't see their faces I'm going to start telling people that I was one of the ninja-insect-police, which would be totally believable if I could dance. Feel free to follow my lead.
3) I occasionally forget just how good he is, but Brown almost certainly has to be the best young dancer of his generation. If it wouldn't have been a PR disaster I would have loved to see him dance with Janet during the Michael Jackson tribute - there's no one alive who comes as close to MJ. In fact, Brown throws in an old school MJ crotch grab near the end as a tribute/ball adjustment. RIP Michael.
4) Watch closely: who the hell is that at the 3:42 mark? My best guess is Tyrese. Anyone know who the hell that is and why they're in the video for two seconds during a seemingly random shot? Any help would be greatly appreciated. I'm counting on you loyal readers.