Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense: The Sex With Horses Edition

Tity Boi / 2 Chainz - Cowboy

“Grab me a soda, shake it like a shakeweight / hit you with two 4 by 4’s, thats an eight eight.”

I know, I know. Expecting a grown man who willingly named himself Tity Boi to rhyme well is like expecting the fat kid at summer camp to pass up an extra cupcakes, but still. This makes no fucking sense. 

First off, well that was a waste of a soda. I have no idea why you shook it. I hope it wasn’t because you thought it’d be intimidating, because frankly I can’t think of many things you could do that would be less intimidating than shaking a soda at me.

Second, you can’t just put shit together and expect it to double. Sorry Tity, but if you take one 4x4, and then you grab another 4x4, now you just have two 4x4s.

Note to self: Don’t hire Tity Boi to remodel my house.

(Props to @eddieftw for the heads up.)