Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense: The Sex With Horses Edition

Drake - In the Morning

“I love big women cause my aunt, she rode equestrian / I used to go to the stables and get those kids to bet me / And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me.”

God, this one’s been bothering me for months - what the fuck is going on here?

I get it, this is also a stallion, but beyond that, explain to me how that line makes any sense without getting into some weird bestiality territory. He’s literally saying that he used to ride horses when he was a kid…and that’s why he likes big booty women…cause they literally remind him of horses. Not metaphorical horses, actual horses. He’s attracted to women because he’s attracted to horses. That’s fucked up.

Still not following? Let’s tweek the line a little bit but keep the central theme intact.

“I love pussy cause my aunt was a veterinarian / I used to go to the office and get those kids to bet me / And I would always pet the kitties whenever she let me.”

That shit just makes me uncomfortable. Let’s move on before I start getting nauseous.