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Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense: The Rick Ross “Rich Forever” EditionPosted by Nathan S. on 01/09/12 | Filed under Top Stories, Features, Rap Lines That Make No Sense |
“I’m in my Chevy bangin like I’m out of East LA / Them bricks be jumping fast / Call me a Chick-Fil-A”
Oh, I get it, we should call you a Chick-Fil-A because…you…um…make mediocre chicken sandwiches? Sponsor a college bowl game? Nope, I actually have no idea what we should call you a Chick-Fil-A.
Actually, my hypothesis is that Ross was going for a “I serve customers like a fast food restaurant” and just really, really loves him some Chick-Fil-A, which is hilarious. Apparently he has lobster bisque for breakfast and some Chick-fil-A Chick-n-Strips® for lunch, which is why he looks like this.
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