Meet the Mystery Booty of the Week, Absolutely Amber (Pics) Posted by Nathan S. on 10/20/11 | Filed under Features, MBOW

First and foremost, shout out to our winner Fox, who was the only one this week standing between me and MBOW victory (damn you!). You were right, it was Absolutely Amber, the booty model who probably also has a day job because unless you’re also doing porn, being a low-level booty model doesn’t pay particularly well.

I’m so close to fooling all of you I can taste it. Next week’s going to be my week, just watch.