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The Last “Rap Lines That Make No F**king Sense” of 2011Posted by Nathan S. on 12/05/11 | Filed under Top Stories, Rap Lines That Make No Sense, Featues |
“Desert Eagles, they twins, I call em Cain and Abel / Hundred K in my pocket, that shit as thick as a Bible.”
If that hundred K was actually a Bible maybe Jeezy would know that Cain and Abel weren’t twins, they were brothers. And if you really want to use the Cain and Abel Biblical reference, one of Jeezy’s guns would shoot the other gun, which I doubt is the plan of action he had in mind.
If I was ghostwriting for Jeezy I would have recommended a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen references there - they’re actually twins and the juxtaposition would have been hilarious. Plus you’ve got a “white girl”/cocaine double reference. Work in a nod to “Full House” and you’ve got the most hilarious gangster rap reference of all-time.
(And that right there is the reason rappers don’t let me ghostwrite for them.)
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