Fails of the Week: Snoop Gets Put on Blast, Lil B Goes Gay, the Yankin Movement & More

Malt Liquor Ruined By Fruit

Can I get just a little, tiny bit serious for a moment? Yes? Good, then fuck you Colt 45 and fuck you Snoop Dogg.

Apparently no longer content to simply fuel alcoholism in urban communities, the fine folks who make Colt 45 are now determined to also give drinkers diabetes - and if those diabetic alcoholics are kids? Even better!

Their new drink, “Blast”, not only contains the alcohol content of thee beers in one can, it also contains caffeine and comes in such delicious flavors as Strawberry Lemonade and Strawberry Watermelon, all wrapped up in a package clearly designed to appear to kids. Unless, you know, you’re the kind of grown man who enjoys drinking your alcohol in fruity form out of a brightly colored can.

And just because he’s never met a product (who paid him) that he didn’t like, Snoop Dogg has signed on to be the drink’s spokesman. Way to give back to the community Calvin.

Oh, and D-Mac and I actually got to drink Blast before it went to market - it tastes like I was drinking PBR, ate an entire bag of Jolly Ranchers, and then threw up. Fuck this shit.