Fails of the Week: Game’s Ghostwriting Contest, the Arrival of Riff Raff & More

This Week's Sign of the Apocylpse, Soulja Boy

I know what you’re thinking. I love Soulja Boy, and I love Lil B, and I love cookin, and I love OMG, I wish there was a way to combine all those things. Well your prayers have been answered in the form of Soulja’s Based God influenced “Teach Me How to Cook: OMG Pt. 2”, a song that indisputably signals the end of modern civilization as we known it.

The good news is that things couldn’t possibly get any worse - there’s comfort in knowing we’ve already hit rock bottom. Wait, what’s that? No, please don’t. No, no, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, that’s way worse. Yes, it’s true. Soulja Boy just signed that fantastic specimen of the human condition above, otherwise known as Riff Raff, otherwise known as that insane guy from MTV’s Emmy Award winning reality series “From Gs to Gents”. Look out Jay-Z, there’s a new CEO in town. It’s only a matter of time before Soulja Boy’s Stacks on Deck Money Gang Swag Jewels Swag Cash Fuck Bitches Squad Click label is bigger than Roc Nation.

(Notes: “Gs & Gents” did not win an Emmy. SODMGSJSCFNSC is not the actual name of Soulja’s label. It’s really SODMG. Seriously.)