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The Worst Cop Rap Video...Ever

What, killing rappers wasn’t enough, you’ve got to try to kill hip-hop too? Some highlights from the Baltimore PD’s new, completely inexplicable rap video in “support” of the Ravens:

:30 - That opening verse from the lady cop had a Lil B “these rhymes don’t rhyme” rhyme structure.
:56 - I don’t get it, why is that dude holding a “Wet Floor” sign?
1:08 - Hey cops on horses! Remember when Ray Lewis was charged with murder?!?!
1:13 - So….is the dude on the right super short, or is the dude on the left super tall? I feel like this is an optical illusion.
2:30 - Hey, I’ve got a message for you. “Hey diddle diddle, why is that one guy wearing shorts in January?”