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Wait, Someone Ghostwrote "Gucci, Gucci"?

This week L.A. rapper Speak came forward to announce that that he ghostwrote Kreayshawn’s “Gucci Gucci”, which is kind of like coming forward to announce that you invented herpes. Apparently he’s pissed ‘cause he still hasn’t been paid for his terrible, terrible work. “I told her to drop 16 on a song, and she was like, ‘Uh, what do you mean?’ So we sat down and hammered it out,” said Speak. Yeah, that sounds about right.

After employing some of my top-notch investigative journalism skills I’m excited to announce that RefinedHype has obtained an exclusive transcript of Speak and Kreyashawn’s writing session.

Kreayshawn: “Ok, I was thinking it should go, ‘I’m colder than an ice cube and other stuff that’s cold / I’m snatching all your bitches when it occurs to me to do so.”

Speak: “Naw, naw, you got it all wrong. It’d be way doper if you said, ‘I’m colder than the fridge and the freezer / I’m snatching all your bitches at my leisure.’”

Kreayshawn: “Damn, that’s genius. You’re like Nas, only better.”

V-Nasty (interrupting): “I think you should say ‘nigga’ more.”