Humor

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  The Jay Z vs. Solange Elevator Fight, As Told Through Their Lyrics

  Posted by Nathan S. on 05/12/14 |
  Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Opinion, Beyonce, Jay Z, Solange

  TMZ came through with security footage of Solanage going all "Kickboxer" on Jay Z in the elevator of the Met Gala, while Beyonce leans back and lets her man give her sister the Heisman stiff arm. See more...

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  Beyonce vs. Monica Lewinsky on “Partition"s Ejaculation Slang

  Posted by Nathan S. on 05/08/14 |
  Filed under Humor, Opinion, Rap Lines That Make No Sense

  It appears that there is one thing that will make me come out of my (semi) "No Sense Lines" retirement, Monica Lewinsky and Beyonce (semi) arguing about proper ejaculation slang. See more...

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  Good Question Stitches, What ARE You Gonna Do With This Brick in Yo Face?

  Posted by Nathan S. on 05/05/14 |
  Filed under Humor, Opinion, Stitches

  This isn't going to be some article about how Stiches is ruining hip-hop. He'll be gone in a week, but he does raise an interesting query, what ARE you going to do with this brick in yo face? I think you've got three, maybe four, options. See more...

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  For $18K DMX Will Perform at Your Bar Mitzvah

  Posted by Lucas G. on 04/28/14 |
  Filed under Humor, DMX

  Move over Beyonce and Jay Z, your summer tour ain't got shit another artists 2014 World Tour. Any guesses? Drake? Kanye? Kendrick? Nope. Actually, the artist (using that term loosely) I am talking about is the one and only DMX.See more...

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  Weekly Re-Up: Rick Ross Gives (Bad) Advice, Jhene Aiko Gets (Semi) Topless & More

  Posted by Lucas G. on 04/25/14 |
  Filed under Top Stories, Humor, General Awesomeness, Weekly Re-Up, Fails

  Listen, it's Friday, we get it. Nobody really wants to do anything that involves using your brain. So the new "Weekly Re-Up" will provide you with both the biggest "Fails" and the most awesome "General Awesomeness"See more...

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  Sex, Relationships & Fu**ing: Porn, Stranger Fantasies & Lingerie

  Posted by Nathan S. on 04/09/14 |
  Filed under Humor, Opinion, Sex & Relationships

  I'd already essentially exhausted that temple of terrible sex advice, Cosmo, so I was going to have to find a new source of questions. And that's when I Googled "sex advice column" and found out I was one of the top search results. See more...

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  Drake’s Nympho Sports Allegiances: An Absurdly Detailed Investigation

  Posted by Lucas G. on 04/07/14 |
  Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Drake, Absurdly Detailed Investigations

  Between Wayne, a New Orleans native who makes songs for Kobe or Bieber, a Canadian Heat fan, there are bandwagoners a plenty but Drake has to take the crown. It's time for an absurdly detailed investigation into teams Drake roots for.See more...

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  “3 Shots With”: The SXSW Bender (ft. DJ Hoppa, Goldyard & A Ferret)

  Posted by Nathan S. on 04/02/14 |
  Filed under Humor, Videos, 3 Shots With, Funk Volume, DJ Hoppa

  This year for SXSW I thought I'd take "3 Shots With" to the streets, wander around Austin and drink with the people. So yeah...things got a little out of hand. I mean they really escalated quickly. See more...

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  Weekly Re-Up: Simmons Praises Hip-Hop, Vine Record Deals Are A Thing & More

  Posted by Lucas G. on 03/28/14 |
  Filed under Top Stories, Humor, Fails of the Week, General Awesomeness, Weekly Re-Up

  Listen, it's Friday, we get it. Nobody really wants to do anything that involves using your brain. So the new "Weekly Re-Up" will provide you with both the biggest "Fails" and the most awesome "General Awesomeness"See more...

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  Classic Hate: The Internet Hates on Biggie’s “Life After Death”

  Posted by Lucas G. on 03/26/14 |
  Filed under Humor, Notorious B.I.G., Classic Hate, Life After Death

  Regardless of who is at the top of your list of best rappers ever, Notorious B.I.G is in the conversation; it's essentially a universal truth that he and Pac are the top two, but for arguments sake it's wide open. For evidence of Christopher Wallace's extraordinary talents, one only need to take one listen to Life After Death.See more...

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  What the F**k is Young Thug Saying? (A Very Serious Lyrical Analysis)

  Posted by Lucas G. on 03/25/14 |
  Filed under Humor, What the Fuck Is Saying, Young Thug

  Its time folks. You had to know this was in the works when we started the What the Fuck Are They Saying series. It's time to break out the Young Thug translator. Some love him, some hate him, but nobody understands himSee more...

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  Weekly Re-Up: Tyler Stans Out, March Madness Boobs & More

  Posted by Lucas G. on 03/21/14 |
  Filed under Humor, General Awesomeness, Weekly Re-Up, Fails

  Listen, it's Friday, we get it. Nobody really wants to do anything that involves using your brain. So the new "Weekly Re-Up" will provide you with both the biggest "Fails" and the most awesome "General Awesomeness"See more...

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