Quick Hit: How’d This Fat Purple Dress Chick Sneak Into Trey Songz’ “2 Reasons” Video?

On the surface Trey Songz' new video "2 Reasons" is exactly like the 400 other rap videos you've seen this month. There's a T.I. cameo, plenty of liquor, cash and video vixens...unless you're RefinedHype and you're booty radar has been carefully honed through 94 (and counting) Mystery Bootys. https://refinedhype.com/hyped/filter/tag/MBOW

To put it more simply, how'd that chick in the purple dress sneak into this video? Sweet baby jesus, if these other girls are dimes she's a peso. She looks like someone captured a manatee, impregnated that manatee with human DNA, raised and nurtured that half-manatee, half-human, then put a purple dress on it and thew it into a Trey Songz video. Now I'm obsessed. How'd she sneak into this video? Did the director's ugly sister harass him until he was like, "Fine, you can be in the video, but you're not getting any close ups.'

These are the important questions in life people. Hypotheses and conspiracy theories welcome.




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